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ManagementSpeak, 11/17/2014

Monday, November 17th, 2014
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ManagementSpeak: I need to broaden my skillset and take on new responsibilities. Translation: I’m padding my resume. Greg Duvall adds ManagementSpeaking to his skillsets.

ManagementSpeak, 11/10/2014

Monday, November 10th, 2014
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ManagementSpeak: I’ll get back to you after I can access my database. Translation: I’m too lazy to pull out my smartphone and check my cloud. And thanks to this week’s anonymous contributor, who’s got his head in the sky.

ManagementSpeak, 11/3/2014

Monday, November 3rd, 2014
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ManagementSpeak: He isn’t a good fit. Translation: I don’t like him. But we like Dave Reiser for submitting such a perceptive example of ManagementSpeak in action.

Great Quotation, 10/27/2014

Monday, October 27th, 2014
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“Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.” – Slovenian proverb

ManagementSpeak, 10/20/2014

Monday, October 20th, 2014
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ManagementSpeak: Innovation is about doing more with less. Translation: We have no interest in innovating around here, only in squeezing the bottom line. This week’s anonymous contributor kept the source of the quote anonymous as well, describing the speaker only as “leader of a corporation you’d recognize.”

ManagementSpeak, 10/13/2014

Monday, October 13th, 2014
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ManagementSpeak: This job is a stepping stone for huge opportunities! Translation: Don’t expect much in the way of pay—you’ll have to get that from your next job. I hope this week’s contributor wasn’t expecting to get paid for providing this one. It isn’t even a stepping stone for huge opportunities. The satisfaction will have to […]

KJRSpeak, 10/06/2014

Monday, October 6th, 2014
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KJRSpeak: You can contract for services, but you can’t contract for heart. Thanks for this, to my old friend Hank Childers.

KJRSpeak, 9/29/2014

Monday, September 29th, 2014
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KJRSpeak: Not that many years ago I felt like a million bucks. Now, in exchange for just a few bucks, I feel like I’m a million years old. Thanks to this week’s contributor to the KJR neoquote collection.

ManagementSpeak 9/22/2014

Monday, September 22nd, 2014
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ManagementSpeak: We will consider the totality of the circumstances in making our decision. Translation: We’ve already made the decision. We’ll cherry-pick the evidence and logic that fits it. And thanks to Tom Reid, who cherry-picked this excellent phrase to share with the KJR community.

ManagementSpeak, 9/15/2014

Monday, September 15th, 2014
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ManagementSpeak: I want you to own this project. Translation: I don’t want to be bothered with this project. Thanks to “Bob from Phoenix” for being bothered enough to send this in.

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my photoBob Lewis is a senior management consultant with Dell Services. He has published these columns once a week in one form or another since 1996.

Disclaimer: All opinions, statements, representations, allegations, images (if published) and anything else that appears here is the sole responsibility of the author. Dell has and had nothing to do with it, other than saying it's okay to continue publishing KJR.

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