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KJRSpeak, 9/29/2014

Monday, September 29th, 2014

KJRSpeak: Not that many years ago I felt like a million bucks. Now, in exchange for just a few bucks, I feel like I’m a million years old. Thanks to this week’s contributor to the KJR neoquote collection.

ManagementSpeak 9/22/2014

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

ManagementSpeak: We will consider the totality of the circumstances in making our decision. Translation: We’ve already made the decision. We’ll cherry-pick the evidence and logic that fits it. And thanks to Tom Reid, who cherry-picked this excellent phrase to share with the KJR community.

ManagementSpeak, 9/15/2014

Monday, September 15th, 2014

ManagementSpeak: I want you to own this project. Translation: I don’t want to be bothered with this project. Thanks to “Bob from Phoenix” for being bothered enough to send this in.

ManagementSpeak, 9/8/2014

Monday, September 8th, 2014

ManagementSpeak: Give me a fully landscaped example to demonstrate the benefits. Translation: Give me a lot of gory details. A summary just isn’t going to cut it. Hmmm. I might use this one! Congrats to both the correspondent who suggested it, and the manager who coined it.

Great Quotation, 9/1/2014

Monday, September 1st, 2014

“If we can’t learn from our mistakes, what’s the point in making them?” “Cy the Cynic,” from Frank Stewart’s bridge column

ManagementSpeak, 8/25/2014

Monday, August 25th, 2014

ManagementSpeak: That’s an interesting question. Translation: No. Thanks to Mark Janda for an interesting translation.

ManagementSpeak, 8/18/2014

Monday, August 18th, 2014

ManagementSpeak: I’m a realist. Translation: I’m a pessimist. Thanks to this week’s contributor for his realistic translation.

ManagementSpeak, 8/11/2014

Monday, August 11th, 2014

ManagementSpeak: I am here to implement change. Translation: I have no idea what we do or should do, but we will continue to reorganize anyway. Alternate translation: I have too much time on my hands and need more work. This week’s anonymous contributor had just enough time on his hands to share this thought with […]

Great Quotation, 8/4/2014

Monday, August 4th, 2014

Clarke’s third law: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” – Sir Arthur C. Clarke

Great Quotation, 7/28/2014

Monday, July 28th, 2014

“If the truth were self-evident, eloquence would be unnecessary.” – Cicero

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my photoBob Lewis is a senior management consultant with Dell Services. He has published these columns once a week in one form or another since 1996.

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