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“This weekend in Ely, emails are going unanswered and the world doesn’t end.” – Billboard spotted on Interstate 35, headed north
ManagementSpeak: This got in under my radar. Translation: I’m way behind on my emails. Fortunately, I’m not – I spotted this excellent entry the moment it arrived in my inbox.
ManagementSpeak: Individual contributor. Translation: Cog in a wheel. This week’s anonymous source was an individual contributor, but hardly a cog in the ManagementSpeak wheel.
ManagementSpeak: We are consolidating all our offices into our new building in another state to better serve our customers. Translation: We have too much space in our new building and can’t afford the extra rent, so we’re moving our employees away from our customers. Thanks to this week’s contributor for serving KJR’s customers.
ManagementSpeak: We’ll specify that in the Policies and Procedures. Translation: We don’t care if we actually get the right results, as long as we have something to point to that proves we tried. This week’s contributor got the right results – the secret satisfaction of getting a new ManagementSpeak published. Why not do the same, […]
ManagementSpeak: This year we are limiting our corporate strategic initiatives to five key items. Translation: We actually have double that, but five fits better on the page and we hope you’ll be less upset when we ask you to do the rest, too. D.K., who provided this week’s bit of management math, is concerned he […]
“Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he’ll wreck everything.” – Bob Lewis, in Keep the Joint Running, regarding the philosophy many IT departments have about shadow IT.
“It’s doctrine on day one, and every day after that it becomes dogma.” – Colonel John Boyd
“To call in the statistician after the experiment is done may be no more than asking him to perform a post-mortem examination: he may be able to say what the experiment died of.” – Ronald Fisher, Statistician and evolutionary biologist
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