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Great Quotation, 6/20/2016

Monday, June 20th, 2016
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Take my advice. I don’t use it anyway. – Source unknown

ManagementSpeak, 6/13/2016

Monday, June 13th, 2016
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ManagementSpeak: I have an opportunity for you. Translation: I need a patsy to take the fall on this project when it fails. Our old friend and frequent ManagementSpeak contributor William Adams understands how to avoid becoming a patsy.

ManagementSpeak, 6/6/2016

Monday, June 6th, 2016
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ManagementSpeak: Be brief. I’m a busy person. Translation: I have to watch an all-day cricket match on television. The one thing we know about the mysterious contributor known only as S.K of www.cyberbrahma.com/ is that he understands the game of cricket.

ManagementSpeak, 5/30/2016

Tuesday, May 31st, 2016
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“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” – Source unknown, frequently attributed to Albert Einstein And then there’s the mudskipper …

ManagementSpeak, 5/23/2016

Tuesday, May 24th, 2016
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ManagementSpeak: It doesn’t matter when the day ends, this needs completed. Translation: A lack of planning on my part most certainly does constitute a crisis on your part. It didn’t matter when the day ended … Jerry Harvey stepped up and provided us an excellent addition to our ManagementSpeak inventory.

ManagementSpeak, 5/16/2016

Monday, May 16th, 2016
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ManagementSpeak: You’ll thank me later. Translation: You’ll hate me for the rest of your life. Our appreciation for Doug Tuggle’s acute ear might not be eternal, but it is sincere.

ManagementSpeak, 5/9/2016

Monday, May 9th, 2016
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ManagementSpeak: Perhaps we did not explain the task well enough. Translation: You will be punished for not doing a better job of reading our minds. Long-time subscriber Tom Reid certainly explained this situation well enough.

ManagementSpeak, 5/2/2016

Monday, May 2nd, 2016
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ManagementSpeak: I have every confidence that you will do a good job. Translation: I’m dumping this on you because I don’t feel like doing it. Thanks to this week’s contributor for “dumping” this ManagementSpeak on us.

Great Quotations, 4/25/2016

Monday, April 25th, 2016
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“Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.” – H. Mumford Jones

ManagementSpeak, 4/18/2016

Monday, April 18th, 2016
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ManagementSpeak: We will discuss this later. Translation: Forget it, and get out of my office. Something to not forget – I need a new ManagementSpeak every week, just to keep up.

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my photoBob Lewis is a senior management consultant with Dell Services. He has published these columns once a week in one form or another since 1996.

Disclaimer: All opinions, statements, representations, allegations, images (if published) and anything else that appears here is the sole responsibility of the author. Dell has and had nothing to do with it, other than saying it's okay to continue publishing KJR.

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